"Catholic schools give you a better education!" I was literally told dinosaurs were made up by scientists to lure me away from god
“Without pain, how could we know joy?’ This is an old argument in the field of thinking about suffering and its stupidity and lack of sophistication could be plumbed for centuries but suffice it to say that the existence of broccoli does not, in any way, affect the taste of chocolate.”
Gavin: “In the Lego Movie, the word ‘Lego’ isn’t said once.”
Burnie: “Really? It must be because they live in a world of Lego.”
Gavin: “Yeah, but we live in a world of…”
Ryan almost kills Kdin at the AH Panel feat. RYANS MOTHERFUCKING ARMS - RTX 2014
I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy
because they know what it’s like to feel absolutely worthless
and they don’t want anyone else to feel like that."
"I meant go, not scat."
this show is prime
"My best day had to be the day after I wrapped Guardians of the Galaxy. I was very homesick and coming home to my wife, and my home, and to my son, who was at the time 13 months old. My wife told me there’s a chance he won’t recognize you—but that’s okay that happens all the time. He doesn’t know, he might be a little shy…"
I laughed so hard no sound came out
i’m only as strong as my internet signal
Being a nice person is so fun
Waiter messes something up? You can see the relief on their faces when you don’t scream and swear at them about it
Extra tickets at an arcade/prize place? Watch a little kid’s face light up when you give them a bunch of tickets
There are too many assholes in this world. Be a nice person.
i dont think a celebrity death has ever made me this sad