unimpressed2chainz:

idk why ppl act like funny women are a rare precious commodity when every woman i know is a god damn comedian and i’ve met maybe two intentionally funny men in my lifetime 






pyropotter:

You are angry about something. “Clam down,” I text you. You assume I have made a typo, but in fact I am holding a small soldier clam in my hands. He died so young. War is hell




komanidai:

maybe we all stopped using XD because we stopped being capable of that kind of happiness 




meladoodle:

"I miss you" - me to every cheesecake after I’ve finished eating it




grinderman2:

me in high school: omg cant wait for college
me in college: omg cant wait for the 10 years between retirement and the cold embrace of the grave




batcii:

smoo told me to draw zutara week stuff so instead i drew some modern au gaang. sorry for my shitty handwriting.






dikubutto:

blackturtleneckcat:

it’s not rude to interrupt someone to point out a dog

It’s actually more polite because then they don’t miss out on a dog




fruitbat46:

my ideal weight is the weight of me holding eight puppies






zftw:

what has macklemore been doing since he ended homophobia 




iguanamouth:

youre gonna look so godamn cool




intractably:

Kindness.

It doesn’t cost a damn thing. 

Sprinkle that shit everywhere.