idk why ppl act like funny women are a rare precious commodity when every woman i know is a god damn comedian and i’ve met maybe two intentionally funny men in my lifetime
You are angry about something. “Clam down,” I text you. You assume I have made a typo, but in fact I am holding a small soldier clam in my hands. He died so young. War is hell
maybe we all stopped using XD because we stopped being capable of that kind of happiness
"I miss you" - me to every cheesecake after I’ve finished eating it
me in high school: omg cant wait for college
me in college: omg cant wait for the 10 years between retirement and the cold embrace of the grave
smoo told me to draw zutara week stuff so instead i drew some modern au gaang. sorry for my shitty handwriting.
it’s not rude to interrupt someone to point out a dog
It’s actually more polite because then they don’t miss out on a dog
my ideal weight is the weight of me holding eight puppies
what has macklemore been doing since he ended homophobia
youre gonna look so godamn cool
It doesn’t cost a damn thing.
Sprinkle that shit everywhere.